Shvantz Of The Week

This week's award goes to my Jewish neighbor. He leaves his house every weekday morning between 6:00 and 6:30am, piles his 18 or so kids into a huge white van and makes sure that he and his litter make absolutely as much noise as possible. I don't hear it because he lives around the corner from me, but it makes me cringe to think what our gentile neighbors are thinking.